Testimonials from the Locals

We asked the locals what they think of our town.

• "This town is full of weirdos." - Steve
• "I love the way the sunlight hits the trash on the corner of 5th and Main." - Karen
• "I've lived here my whole life and I've never seen the sun shine in 5 years." - Dave
• "I've got a great idea! Let's start a petition to make the town a giant trampoline park!" - Local Business Owner

Note: The locals are not all as grumpy as they seem